Astraia Cast

The BWD in 2003
July 9


Astraia Cast

For the Month of August, 2003



Milumet: This is going to seem to be a long hot month, the big blazing yellow sun melting you into a red pool of sweat. Just keeping your kewl might be a challenge. A restful vacation might be in order. If you can’t afford the airfare, try flying Masturbation, it’s relatively cheap, and you don’t have to look your best.

Ilda: August is the Kharites month of party and play. Give Thalia a little ring-a-ding and have her come over for a swim around in blue/green waters. She’ll talk your ass off, and if you pour her enough burgundy wine cooler, she’ll tell you every dirty joke she knows. Very amusing.

Sumari: I’d advise you join the fun at Ilda’s party, cause the blue/green waters are just right for you too. Don’t be surprised if you suddenly burst out into the loud song of the speakers.

Vold: This is a great month to rearrange the furniture of your mind. I’d paint at least one wall Sunflower yellow, in honor of Apollo. And if you work it right, you can get him to move the furniture around for you, while you determine the best arrangement. Be bold, spice it up with lots of emotional color.

Zuli: You could join Ilda’s party, but make sure she has a high-dive where you can perform the Zeus swan dive, with double twist. I’d wear the skimpy purple suit with the tassels that spin clockwise.

Gramada: This is a great month for you to stay indoors and dream up something. Try the basement where it’s quiet and cool and affords you the opportunity to get in touch with all your brilliant stars. Orange you glad I said this?

Sumafi: This is a great month for you to say close to your computer network black hole of connection, and research your fingers off by collecting facts. If you find some especially interesting ones, email them to Sumari, who will ignore them in favor of her own set of faction.

Borledim: I’d round up the kids and take them to the museum or the amusement park. If you don’t have any kids, round up the neighbor’s kids. Or better yet, just be your own kid and give your own self a treat of pink delight, like cotton candy.

Tumold: This is the best month to return to the natural state. Take all your clothes off and skinny dip in the indigo pools of perception. So refreshing.