the spider inside her

If cleanliness is next to godliness, then I fail.

My dust bunnies are covered in spider webs.

I can't keep up with it. Spiders, spiders everywhere. Spiders that can poop silk out their ass, and cover my home with iridescent webs in rainbow hues of dewdrop quality.

When I sweep them away, they magically reappear.

Reminding me

that I'm connected

like the web of the internet.